Nine Lives Zero F*cks Mug – Funny Ginger Cat Coffee Cup | Sarcastic Cat Lover Gift

Chaos Cat Mug – Orange Cat With Nine Lives, Zero F*cks (11oz)

Some mornings call for coffee and zero apologies. This funny cat mug pairs a grumpy ginger kitty with the quote "Nine Lives Zero F*cks"—because your cat has been living that philosophy since day one, and honestly? Same. It's the perfect mug for sarcastic cat people, cat moms, cat dads, and anyone who shares a home with a feline who runs the place.

Why you'll love it

• That orange/ginger cat "attitude" design hits different when it's basically your cat's resting face
• Dishwasher and microwave safe—because chaos cats don't hand-wash anything
• Classic 11oz ceramic size, just right for your morning brew
• Makes a genuinely funny gift for birthdays, holidays, coworkers, or any pet-obsessed human in your life

Quick facts

• Product: Ceramic coffee mug
• Size: 11oz
• Design: Orange/ginger cat + "Nine Lives Zero F*cks" quote
• Care: Dishwasher + microwave safe
• Availability: Not sold in stores

Shipping Made to order. Production typically takes 1–4 business days, followed by 2–6 business days for delivery. Allow extra time around holidays.

FAQ

What size is the mug? 11oz—your standard daily driver.

Is it dishwasher and microwave safe? Yes to both.

What does it say? "Nine Lives Zero F*cks" with an orange/ginger cat illustration. The asterisk is part of the design—adult humor, spicy cat energy.

Is this a good gift for cat lovers? It's one of those gifts that lands every time—great for cat moms, cat dads, friends, and coworkers who get it.

Is it sold in stores? Nope, exclusively online.

What kind of cat is on it? A bold orange/ginger cat. The CEO of chaos.