About Us

About Us
Welcome to Desert Dane Designs LLC — where one Great Dane runs the house, many, many cats run the chaos, and we just try to make cute merch about it. Our designs are inspired by real-life fur drama, daily pet negotiations, and the occasional “I thought you were watching them.”

Why Us
Because you deserve pet merch that actually gets you.
Because we’ve lived the chaos and turned it into art.
Because our Great Dane said so.
And because our cats would judge us if we didn’t.