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My Cat-to-Dog Ratio Is Concerning T-Shirt (Retro Pet Lover Tee) Cat-to-Dog Ratio Is Concerning Funny Pet Lover Tee
My Cat-to-Dog Ratio Is Concerning T-Shirt (Retro Pet Lover Tee) Cat-to-Dog Ratio Is Concerning Funny Pet Lover Tee
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My Cat-to-Dog Ratio Is Concerning
Retro cat + dog tee for multi-pet households (dry humor, big truth).
If your household has more cats than dogs and the cats are fully aware of this power dynamic, this shirt was made for you. A retro sunburst frames a calm dog and a knowing cat silhouette with the line "My cat-to-dog ratio is concerning" — and honestly, no further explanation is needed.
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, it's soft, lightweight, and genuinely comfortable for everyday wear - errands, dog walks, coffee runs, shelter shifts, or any occasion where your pet situation comes up in conversation.
Why you'll love it
- That cat-to-dog ratio joke lands instantly with anyone living in a multi-pet household
- Retro sunburst design with a warm, worn-in feel that earns knowing smiles
- Clean crew neckline, retail fit, and side seams that keep things looking polished whether worn solo or layered
- Soft and breathable enough to reach for on a regular basis
Shirt details
- Blank: Bella+Canvas 3001
- Fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), lightweight and breathable
- Label: Tear-away
- Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, medium iron or steam if needed, do not dry-clean
- Availability: Not sold in stores
FAQ
What does it say? "My cat-to-dog ratio is concerning."
What's the design? A retro vintage sunburst with a dog and cat silhouette centered in the graphic — warm tones, clean lines, classic feel.
What blank is it printed on? One of the go-to blanks for softness, fit, and print quality.
Is it lightweight? Yes, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), breathable and easy to layer in any season.
Does it have a tag? Tear-away label, so no scratchy neck situation.
How do I wash it? Wash inside out for best results, cold water, low tumble or hang dry. Skip the iron on the design itself.
Who is it for? Multi-pet households, cat people, dog people, and anyone whose cat count has quietly gotten out of hand and they've made peace with it.
How long does shipping take? Made to order. Production typically takes 1–4 business days, then delivery runs about 2–6 business days. Allow a little extra time around holidays.
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