I Collect Dogs, Cats and Regrets T-Shirt – Funny Pet Parent Tee

If your home has more paws than square footage and you've said "just one more" at least twice, this shirt is for you. "I COLLECT DOGS, CATS AND REGRETS" printed cleanly across the chest—dry, self-aware humor for dog-and-cat households, rescue folks, and anyone who has absolutely no plans to stop adopting.

Why you'll love it

• Instantly relatable for dog lovers, cat lovers, multi-pet households, and committed foster fails
• Soft, lightweight unisex fit you'll actually reach for on a regular basis
• Crisp, durable print built for real life and real laundry
• A genuinely funny gift for pet parents, rescue volunteers, and anyone operating with "no regrets" energy (mostly)

Shirt details

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (most colors)
• Label: Tear-away
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, do not dry-clean
• Availability: Not sold in stores

FAQ

What does it say? "I COLLECT DOGS, CATS AND REGRETS."

What blank is it printed on? Bella+Canvas 3001, soft, well-fitted, and holds up beautifully over time.

How does it fit? Modern unisex retail fit. Size up if you want an oversized look.

Is it lightweight? Yes, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), breathable and easy to layer in any season.

Does it have a tag? Tear-away label, so no scratchy neck situation.

How do I wash it? Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), inside out, tumble dry low. Medium iron or steam if needed, skip the dry cleaner.

Is it a good gift for multi-pet homes or rescue folks? It's a strong one. The humor lands immediately for anyone in a multi-pet household, foster home, or rescue community, basically anyone who collects animals first and asks questions later.

How long does shipping take? Made to order. Production typically takes 1–4 business days, then delivery runs about 2–6 business days. Allow a little extra time around holidays.