{"product_id":"my-cat-to-dog-ratio-is-concerning-t-shirt-funny-retro-pet-lover-tee","title":"My Cat-to-Dog Ratio Is Concerning T-Shirt (Retro Pet Lover Tee) Cat-to-Dog Ratio Is Concerning Funny Pet Lover Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4986\" data-end=\"5023\"\u003eMy Cat-to-Dog Ratio Is Concerning\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"5023\" data-end=\"5026\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetro cat + dog tee for multi-pet households (dry humor, big truth).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf your household has more cats than dogs and the cats are fully aware of this power dynamic, this shirt was made for you. A retro sunburst frames a calm dog and a knowing cat silhouette with the line \u003cstrong\u003e\"My cat-to-dog ratio is concerning\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — and honestly, no further explanation is needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted on the Bella+Canvas 3001, it's soft, lightweight, and genuinely comfortable for everyday wear - errands, dog walks, coffee runs, shelter shifts, or any occasion where your pet situation comes up in conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThat cat-to-dog ratio joke lands instantly with anyone living in a multi-pet household\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRetro sunburst design with a warm, worn-in feel that earns knowing smiles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eClean crew neckline, retail fit, and side seams that keep things looking polished whether worn solo or layered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft and breathable enough to reach for on a regular basis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank: Bella+Canvas 3001\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFabric: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²), lightweight and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLabel: Tear-away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, medium iron or steam if needed, do not dry-clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailability: Not sold in stores\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does it say?\u003c\/strong\u003e \"My cat-to-dog ratio is concerning.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the design?\u003c\/strong\u003e A retro vintage sunburst with a dog and cat silhouette centered in the graphic — warm tones, clean lines, classic feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat blank is it printed on?\u003c\/strong\u003e One of the go-to blanks for softness, fit, and print quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it lightweight?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²), breathable and easy to layer in any season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have a tag?\u003c\/strong\u003e Tear-away label, so no scratchy neck situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWash inside out for best results, cold water, low tumble or hang dry. Skip the iron on the design itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-pet households, cat people, dog people, and anyone whose cat count has quietly gotten out of hand and they've made peace with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does shipping take?\u003c\/strong\u003e Made to order. Production typically takes 1–4 business days, then delivery runs about 2–6 business days. 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