{"product_id":"loot-first-questions-never-mug","title":"Pirate Cat Mug - Loot First Questions Never","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet the cat who's got their priorities straight. This pirate kitty knows what matters: loot first, questions later. Our 'Loot First Questions Never' mug features a fearless feline captain standing proud on their treasure chest, and honestly? It's the kind of energy we all need for Monday mornings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug works for your morning coffee, your afternoon tea, or whenever you need a reminder to channel your inner pirate cat. It's for people who love cats, appreciate a good joke, and maybe wish they had a treasure chest of their own (we won't judge what you keep in it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold pirate cat design with vibrant, eye-catching colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy ceramic that's both dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable size that fits nicely in your hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for cat lovers with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery purchase helps support our animal rescue work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthdays, cat lover gifts, or treating yourself because sometimes you just need a pirate cat in your life. This mug makes people smile, which is exactly what a good gift should do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMug details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from glossy ceramic. Dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can actually use it daily without worrying about hand-washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Toss it in the dishwasher or pop it in the microwave. It's built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design show?\u003c\/strong\u003e A pirate cat standing on a treasure chest, looking like they just found the mother lode. The expression is pure \"I regret nothing.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this mug dishwasher and microwave safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. It's glossy ceramic and fully safe for both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e Check the product options on this page for what's available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for cat lovers?\u003c\/strong\u003e If they love cats and have a sense of humor, absolutely. It's the kind of mug that gets used, not stuck in the back of a cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this purchase support rescue work?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Every purchase helps support Desert Dane Designs' rescue-focused efforts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat makes this different from a generic cat mug?\u003c\/strong\u003e The pirate cat design is unique to us, and let's be honest, the \"loot first\" motto is way more fun than another generic \"I love cats\" message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long is processing and shipping?\u003c\/strong\u003e Made to order. Production typically takes 1-4 business days, with delivery running about 2-6 business days after that. Please give a little extra time around holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the cat lover who appreciates a good laugh and maybe identifies a little too much with \"loot first, questions never,\" this mug is calling your name.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Desert Dane Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44034414837819,"sku":"6068395_9323","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/7783\/1995\/files\/LootFirstQuestionsNeverMug1.png?v=1787609403","url":"https:\/\/desertdanedesigns.com\/products\/loot-first-questions-never-mug","provider":"Desert Dane Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}