{"product_id":"i-collect-dogs-cats-and-regrets-shirt","title":"I Collect Dogs, Cats and Regrets T-Shirt – Funny Pet Parent Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf your home has more paws than square footage and you've said \"just one more\" at least twice, this shirt is for you. \u003cstrong\u003e\"I COLLECT DOGS, CATS AND REGRETS\"\u003c\/strong\u003e printed cleanly across the chest—dry, self-aware humor for dog-and-cat households, rescue folks, and anyone who has absolutely no plans to stop adopting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eInstantly relatable for dog lovers, cat lovers, multi-pet households, and committed foster fails\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft, lightweight unisex fit you'll actually reach for on a regular basis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCrisp, durable print built for real life and real laundry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA genuinely funny gift for pet parents, rescue volunteers, and anyone operating with \"no regrets\" energy (mostly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaterial: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (most colors)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLabel: Tear-away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, do not dry-clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailability: Not sold in stores\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does it say?\u003c\/strong\u003e \"I COLLECT DOGS, CATS AND REGRETS.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat blank is it printed on?\u003c\/strong\u003e Bella+Canvas 3001, soft, well-fitted, and holds up beautifully over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e Modern unisex retail fit. Size up if you want an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it lightweight?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²), breathable and easy to layer in any season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have a tag?\u003c\/strong\u003e Tear-away label, so no scratchy neck situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F), inside out, tumble dry low. Medium iron or steam if needed, skip the dry cleaner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gift for multi-pet homes or rescue folks?\u003c\/strong\u003e It's a strong one. 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