{"product_id":"certified-paw-mediator-mug-retro","title":"Retro Certified Paw Mediator – The Official Cat \u0026 Dog Negotiator Mug (11oz)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCertified Paw Mediator Mug (11oz) | Funny Dog + Cat Coffee Cup for Pet Parents\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you live with both a dog and a cat, you already know the truth: you're not the owner. You're the Certified Paw Mediator. This badge-style mug features a dog and cat silhouette under a retro moon, plus small \"evidence\" details scattered around, because the drama is always documented.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's made for the pet parent who breaks up the zoomies, negotiates snack treaties, and keeps the household peace one sip at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuick details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 11oz ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEveryday coffee cup for dog lovers, cat lovers, and multi-pet homes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for home, the office, or any morning that requires caffeine before mediation begins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMakes a perfect gift for dog moms, cat moms, pet parents, multi-pet households, new adopters, pet sitters, vet staff, and anyone who lives in a constant state of \"who started it?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot sold in stores. Made to order: production typically takes 1 to 4 business days, with delivery running about 2 to 6 business days after that. Give a little extra cushion around holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ\u0026amp;A\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ1: What size is this mug?\u003c\/strong\u003e It's an 11oz ceramic coffee mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ2: Who is this mug for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Dog lovers, cat lovers, and especially multi-pet households where someone has to keep the peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ3: What does \"Certified Paw Mediator\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e It's the official (unofficial) title for the person who negotiates snack disputes, breaks up zoomies, and referees dog vs. cat drama on a daily basis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ4: What's on the design?\u003c\/strong\u003e A badge-style \"Certified Paw Mediator\" stamp with a dog and cat silhouette under a retro moon, plus small icon details that tie the whole thing together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ5: Is this a good gift for pet parents?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, it's a practical, funny gift for pet parents, new adopters, pet sitters, and vet staff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ6: Is it microwave safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, it's microwave safe for reheating drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ7: Is it dishwasher safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. You can run it through the dishwasher, or hand wash with warm water and mild soap to keep the print looking its best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ9: Will the print look exactly like the photo?\u003c\/strong\u003e Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings and lighting, but the design itself stays consistent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ10: Is this made to order?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Each mug is made just for you. Production typically takes 1 to 4 business days, with delivery running about 2 to 6 business days after that. Give a little extra buffer around holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Desert Dane Designs","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":43015575863355,"sku":"33730149317294831632","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/7783\/1995\/files\/pawmetiatorcol.png?v=1771545661","url":"https:\/\/desertdanedesigns.com\/products\/certified-paw-mediator-mug-retro","provider":"Desert Dane Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}