{"product_id":"cat-herding-0-success-100-enthusiasm-tshirt","title":"Cat Herding T-Shirt | Funny Tee for Cat and Dog Lovers | 0% Success, 100% Enthusiasm","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eCat herding: 0% success, 100% enthusiasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"84\" data-start=\"81\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you’ve ever tried herding cats (or lived to tell about it), this tee is for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause every dog tries.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMeet the shirt for anyone living the beautiful chaos of a multi-pet home. \"Cat Herding: 0% Success, 100% Enthusiasm.\" printed alongside a dog in sunglasses and a deeply unimpressed cat, both rocking red bandanas. If you've ever tried to get a cat to do literally anything, you already get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA funny cat herding quote tee that perfectly captures life with cats \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e dogs under one roof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAn instant conversation starter and honestly, just a mood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft, breathable fabric that works for coffee runs, couch days, and whatever chaos comes next\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMakes a great gift for dog moms, cat dads, pet sitters, or any multi-pet household\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit + Feel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex retail fit: easy, classic, wearable every day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLightweight and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTear-away label so nothing scratches \u003cem\u003e(Full fabric specs and the Bella+Canvas 3001 details are in the dropdown below. 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