{"product_id":"captain-side-eyetee","title":"Pirate Cat T-Shirt - Captain Side Eye","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf your cat suddenly sprouted a pirate hat and eyepatch, they'd give you exactly this look. That perfect mix of \"I'm the captain now\" and \"did you seriously just take my picture?\" Our Pirate Cat T-Shirt - Captain Side Eye captures that moment perfectly. Whether you're a cat parent who knows that look all too well or just someone who appreciates a good pirate, this shirt gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design shows a cat in full pirate mode - eyepatch, hat, and the most judgmental expression you've ever seen. It's the kind of shirt that starts conversations at the grocery store and gets knowing nods from fellow cat people. Wear it anywhere you want people to smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePirate cat design that's actually funny (not trying too hard)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, comfortable fabric you'll want to wear on repeat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S through 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConversation starter that works on cat people and pirate fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, holidays, or just treating yourself because you want to. Perfect for cat lovers, pirate enthusiasts, and anyone who gets a kick out of animals in costumes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShirt details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex jersey tee available in black, sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. Made from soft, breathable fabric for comfort and durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this shirt design?\u003c\/strong\u003e A cat dressed as a pirate, complete with an eyepatch and pirate hat, giving major side-eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat kind of fit does this t-shirt have?\u003c\/strong\u003e It has a relaxed fit, built for comfortable everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the shirt made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e A soft, comfortable cotton blend that works for everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this shirt a good gift for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Cat lovers and pirate fans are the obvious picks, but really anyone who appreciates a good animal-in-costume joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e The listing is set up for sizes S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does it take to make and ship?\u003c\/strong\u003e Production usually takes 1-4 business days, and delivery typically takes another 2-6 business days after that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt fit the Desert Dane Designs rescue mission?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. This design lines up with the brand's rescue-minded, pet-centered mission while giving cat lovers a funny, stylish statement piece to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Desert Dane Designs","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44034242543675,"sku":"15134139743586170704","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44034242576443,"sku":"70163259576409242137","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44034242609211,"sku":"67572769344813517730","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44034242641979,"sku":"27239613358752261476","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44034242674747,"sku":"16884467842941719138","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44034242707515,"sku":"13271673392354397604","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/7783\/1995\/files\/CaptainSide-EyemockupTEE2_ec74648f-e7f6-41ab-8de1-5cf2807bd0ed.png?v=1787530424","url":"https:\/\/desertdanedesigns.com\/products\/captain-side-eyetee","provider":"Desert Dane Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}