{"title":"Warning: Our Pets Approve These Designs.","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; text-align: left;\"\u003eMeet the Warning: Our Pets Approve These Designs collection — the home of mischief-endorsed shirts and mugs. Every design is “approved” by the cats who judge you and the dogs who adore you. Expect humor, chaos, and the kind of honesty only pets can provide.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"i-live-in-a-dysfunctional-furry-democracy-t-shirt","title":"I Live in a Dysfunctional Furry Democracy T-Shirt (Dog, Cat, Paw Prints)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI Live in a Dysfunctional Furry Democracy T-Shirt (Unisex) | Dog + Cat + Paw Prints\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf you live with pets, you already know how voting works in your house. The dog campaigns loudly, the cat vetoes everything, and somehow you're still outnumbered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis \"I Live in a Dysfunctional Furry Democracy\" t-shirt puts it all out there: bold lettering, a dog and cat silhouette, and a trail of paw prints, because chaos always leaves receipts. It's made for pet parents, dog and cat lovers, and anyone navigating life in a multi-pet household.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA funny, relatable pet parent t-shirt for dog people, cat people, and \"why not both\" households\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eClean graphic look that's easy to style year-round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA go-to gift for pet lovers, new adopters, pet sitters, vet staff, and the friend whose pets definitely run the house\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit + feel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex crewneck tee with an easy everyday fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor a classic fit, order true-to-size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor an oversized look, size up 1 to 2\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDo not iron directly on the printed design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot sold in stores. Designed for homes where cats and dogs share the space, the couch, and absolutely zero regrets. Paw Unity forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e Production typically takes 1 to 4 business days, with delivery running about 2 to 6 business days after that. Give it a little extra cushion around holidays.\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ\u0026amp;A\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ1: What does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e It says \"I Live in a Dysfunctional Furry Democracy\" with a dog and cat silhouette and paw prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ2: Who is this shirt for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pet parents, dog lovers, cat lovers, and especially anyone living in a multi-pet household where the animals run the schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ3: Is it unisex sizing?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, it's a unisex tee. 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